Bowling For Soup » Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics

woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller
lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that
i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve
ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble
i threw was probably more like a rock

then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses,
got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys
too and to make matters worse i'm coming down
with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think
something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends,
i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause
i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom,
somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom

authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know
i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with
a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but
it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell
out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and
wasn't found for three days

then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses,
got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys
too and to make matters worse i'm coming down
with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think
something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends,
i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause
i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom,
somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom

m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie,
she coached baseball when we needed her,
we lost every game but to her came in first and
i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here
if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of
the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess
i'll put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home

somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken
again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for
the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you
to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)
somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom)
i just want my mom (i just want my mom)
get my mom mommy